• Funny Confession Ecard: I can%27t tell if I%27m dealing well with life these days or I just don%27t give a shit any more.
    Funny Confession Ecard: I can%27t tell if I%27m dealing well with life these days or I just don%27t give a shit any more.

    on feb 09, 2012 14 0

  • Funny Reminders Ecard: Wait, do you hear that? That%27s the sound of...what is it? Of me not giving a fuck.
    Funny Reminders Ecard: Wait, do you hear that? That%27s the sound of...what is it? Of me not giving a fuck.

    on feb 09, 2012 12 0

  • Funny Workplace Ecard: I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone.
    Funny Workplace Ecard: I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone.

    on feb 09, 2012 7 0

  • Funny Birthday Ecard: Forget the past you cant change it, forget the present, I didn%27t get you one.
    Funny Birthday Ecard: Forget the past you cant change it, forget the present, I didn%27t get you one.

    on feb 09, 2012 4 0

  • Funny Birthday Ecard: Wishing you never-ending coffee, red-tag sales and endless bottles of wine for your birthday, with no consequences to any of it.
    Funny Birthday Ecard: Wishing you never-ending coffee, red-tag sales and endless bottles of wine for your birthday, with no consequences to any of it.

    on feb 09, 2012 3 0

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    on feb 09, 2012 13 0

  • Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that I haven%27t been in touch, but I%27ve been really busy avoiding contacting you.
    Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that I haven%27t been in touch, but I%27ve been really busy avoiding contacting you.

    on feb 09, 2012 2 0

  • Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I%27d describe myself as a hopeless romantic . . . if by hopeless you mean can%27t get a date to save my life, and by romantic you mean starting to browse for cats.
    Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I%27d describe myself as a hopeless romantic . . . if by hopeless you mean can%27t get a date to save my life, and by romantic you mean starting to browse for cats.

    on feb 09, 2012 3 0

  • Funny Flirting Ecard: Just get in your car, drive to my house, and we%27ll snuggle and talk about getting married and shit like that.
    Funny Flirting Ecard: Just get in your car, drive to my house, and we%27ll snuggle and talk about getting married and shit like that.

    on feb 09, 2012 5 0

  • Funny Flirting Ecard: I don%27t need a driver%27s license to drive you crazy.
    Funny Flirting Ecard: I don%27t need a driver%27s license to drive you crazy.

    on feb 09, 2012 4 0

  • Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Let%27s celebrate Christ%27s birthday this year by ignoring the fact that he would have celebrated Hanukkah.
    Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Let%27s celebrate Christ%27s birthday this year by ignoring the fact that he would have celebrated Hanukkah.

    on feb 09, 2012 7 2

  • Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Jesus Christ, not Christmas again.
    Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Jesus Christ, not Christmas again.

    on feb 09, 2012 5 0

  • Funny Flirting Ecard: You are attracted to me because I don%27t treat you the way your wife does, but that is only because I am not married to your stupid ass.
    Funny Flirting Ecard: You are attracted to me because I don%27t treat you the way your wife does, but that is only because I am not married to your stupid ass.

    on feb 09, 2012 7 0

  • Funny Flirting Ecard: I%27m only interested in you because you%27re interested in me and I%27m what interests me most.
    Funny Flirting Ecard: I%27m only interested in you because you%27re interested in me and I%27m what interests me most.

    on feb 09, 2012 11 0

  • Funny Friendship Ecard: Let%27s talk soon because I miss you hearing the sound of my voice.
    Funny Friendship Ecard: Let%27s talk soon because I miss you hearing the sound of my voice.

    on feb 09, 2012 8 0

  • Funny Sympathy Ecard: I%27m sorry that there are now 7 billion people in the world and you are still single.
    Funny Sympathy Ecard: I%27m sorry that there are now 7 billion people in the world and you are still single.

    on feb 09, 2012 5 0

  • Funny Confession Ecard: I%27d do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out.
    Funny Confession Ecard: I%27d do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out.

    on feb 09, 2012 5 0

  • Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I can%27t think of anyone I%27d rather be in a dysfunctional relationship with.
    Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I can%27t think of anyone I%27d rather be in a dysfunctional relationship with.

    on feb 09, 2012 3 0

  • Funny Birthday Ecard: At least you%27re not as old as you will be next year.
    Funny Birthday Ecard: At least you%27re not as old as you will be next year.

    on feb 09, 2012 5 0

  • Funny Friendship Ecard: We%27ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
    Funny Friendship Ecard: We%27ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

    on feb 09, 2012 5 0

  • Funny Birthday Ecard: If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas.
    Funny Birthday Ecard: If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas.

    on feb 09, 2012 8 0

  • Funny Confession Ecard: Any woman who would be interested in me is clearly a woman with neither taste nor self-respect, and I wouldn%27t have anything to do with her.
    Funny Confession Ecard: Any woman who would be interested in me is clearly a woman with neither taste nor self-respect, and I wouldn%27t have anything to do with her.

    on feb 09, 2012 5 0

  • Funny Friendship Ecard: I have something extremely unimportant to tell you ASAP.
    Funny Friendship Ecard: I have something extremely unimportant to tell you ASAP.

    on feb 09, 2012 6 0

  • Funny Flirting Ecard: I seem like a good idea at first.
    Funny Flirting Ecard: I seem like a good idea at first.

    on feb 09, 2012 2 0