Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I%27d describe myself as a hopeless romantic . . . if by hopeless you mean can%27t get a date to save my life, and by romantic you mean starting to browse for cats.
Funny Flirting Ecard: You are attracted to me because I don%27t treat you the way your wife does, but that is only because I am not married to your stupid ass.
Funny Confession Ecard: Any woman who would be interested in me is clearly a woman with neither taste nor self-respect, and I wouldn%27t have anything to do with her.